Sir Kraze

 I am Sir Kraze, and if you are viewing this, you must be seeking something. I know who you are and what it is that you need. You feel inferior. You feel weak and vulnerable. You long for guidance and control by a real Man who is superior to you in every imaginable way. As you stare at my photos, your heart begins to beat faster. You wonder if I just might be that Man you've been seeking.

I AM.

I am the jock you secretly idolized in high school. I'm the guy next door you've fantasized about. I'm the larger-than-life hero you've worshiped from afar - the one you always wished you could be more like but knew you never would.

You've been in denial long enough, and now it's time to admit who you are and what it is that will give you fulfillment. You need to submit, to serve a Man greater than yourself. You need to humble yourself and acknowledge that your life has lacked purpose for far too long. When you finally have the courage to approach Me, I'll be here. I will then guide you to the place where you belong - the place where you long to be. I will bring you to your knees where you will serve Me, and you will do so thankfully. When I take from you all you have to give, I will smile approvingly before I flip you off and say, “MY PLEASURE”.

And you'll beg for more.